In 15 minutes

What could possibly go wrong in 15 minutes??? Well please sit down and let me tell you!

15 minutes ago I checked in on Thing 1 and Thing 2. Everything was good as gold. Both laying in bed watching a movie. Since it is after 8pm already I thought it would be a good idea to check in on them ...ya know since it was quiet and all.

in the 15 minutes Thing 2 has managed to color green on the wall (happy belated st Patty's day my ass) and POOP on the floor.

Yes you read that right SHIT ON THE FLOOR. Why me? Why poop? It is a never ending cycle of pain here ladies and gentleman.